![]() ![]() It wasn't the spider That crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, He's an alcoholic and I am too, Whenever we go downtown The people always frown What a shame John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. The maid was in the garden banging on her ***, when down came a *** and squirted in her nose! Little bow peep *** a sheep blew a horse, licked his feet, she ate his *** so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice. The queen was in the kitchen strumming on her bean. The king was in the parlour moting out the ***. 4 and 20 fat *** forced up her bum, and when the *** was open her butt began to bleed, wasn't that a *** dish to drop between her knees. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the *** got a bone of her own! Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head *** her *** and went to bed Sing a song of bum sex, An *** hole full of ***. HEY! Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. sophmores suck cause they're all *** and freshys have no say. Jingle bells seniors smell, juniors all the way. I don't care what you say, I'm the *** all day, every day! The dirty looks, the jealous stares. Mirror mirror on the wall, *** your lies, *** them all. U think you're cool, u think you're classy. When she would pull down her ***, and show him her ***, his little wooly ding *** would get hard! Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. ![]() Little Bow Peep had a sheep that she kept in her back yard. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with some marijuana Jack got high and Opened his fly And Jill said Iawanna Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jump over the candlestick, if jacks so nimble and jacks so quick why is he in the hospital with a lil burnt ***. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of *** Cause Jill's real name is randy Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water Jack slipped His *** ripped and they ended up having a daughter Jack And Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jills ***, all Jack got was a mouth fall of *** Cause Jills a f**king Tranny. Jack made a pass And grabbed her *** Now his two front teeth are missing. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf, Jack got high and dropped his fly and Jill said "Where’s The Beef?" Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son. Yankee doddle went to town Riding on a heater Turned it up to 90° And burnt his little *** Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself, he stuck his thumb up his *** and found his uncles underpants and said "What a good boy am I" Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating a pizza pie, *** pepperoni, blew his friend tony, and wiped his chin on his tie. ![]() He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some ***." HICKERY DICKERY DOC THIS *** WAS SUCKIN MY *** THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND DUMPED HER AT THE END OF THE BLOCK. He hopped out the window with his *** in hand. (Row Row Row Your Boat) Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.
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